I need a gift for my wife/girlfriend/mom/BFF!

Try Philosophy's Shower Gel of the Month club! It's $165, but so much more practical than fruit. And she'll squeal in delight and think of you all year. And her shower will smell delicious. Includes some of Philsophy's most ingenius flavors of shower gel - Pumpkin Pie, Cinnamon Buns, and Candy Cane!

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